The Armed Republic of The States of Texas and Arkansas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kenneth Magnum with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.504 billion Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texarkana. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient States of Texas and Arkansasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion Standardized Resource Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,338 Standardized Resource Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree in Kenneth Magnum Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and foreigners write "made in The States of Texas and Arkansas" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The States of Texas and Arkansas's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Southern Baptist.

The States of Texas and Arkansas is ranked 32,096^th in the world and 188^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,364.51 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.