The Perhaps it might be of The Reunited Yugoslavs is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eternal Pain with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.647 billion Yugoslavs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgradia. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reunited Yugoslavsian economy, worth 244 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 148,391 Yugoslav Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunited Yugoslavs's national animal is the Yugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

The Reunited Yugoslavs is ranked 9,235^th in the world and 138^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,255.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.