The Kingdom of Aroale is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Governor Andrea Contarini with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.673 billion Aroaleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Reale. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aroalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,388 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aroale's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aroale is ranked 103,986^th in the world and 663^rd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 15.97 flags saluted per person per day.