The The Constitutional Monarchy of Saint Asperes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Shahniln I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 3.347 billion Saint Asperesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Èl Reno in the Archduchy of Ansberg. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Asperesian economy, worth 413 trillion Coller ₡s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,592 Coller ₡s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and the Saint Asperes Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Asperes's national animal is the Black Eagle- Águia Negra, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Asperesian Christianity.

Saint Asperes is ranked 83,560^th in the world and 132^nd in Sophia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,568.12 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.