by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 979th
The Mysterious Murder of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
sry might have vacuumed ur eyeballs :(
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Eestiball

Population3.768 billion

LeaderJuan Quentin de la Salsa Verde


The Mysterious Murder of New Eestiball is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.768 billion Estonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Eestiballian economy, worth 632 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,925 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 8,099th in the world and 131st in Europe for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 91.57 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Influential: 291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 979thMost Inclusive: 1,616thMost Pacifist: 1,682ndNicest Citizens: 1,697thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,697thSafest: 1,716thBest Weather: 1,885thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,936thHighest Food Quality: 2,192ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,279thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,364thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,051stHealthiest Citizens: 3,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,976thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,195thMost Cultured: 4,604thMost Developed: 4,760thSmartest Citizens: 4,797thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,659thMost Efficient Economies: 7,161stLargest Governments: 7,203rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,901stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,641stLowest Crime Rates: 10,214thMost Secular: 11,758thHighest Average Incomes: 11,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,205thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,912thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 27,601st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionMost Cultured: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the region

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