The Authoritarian Empire of Wamia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roi Wamiana with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.818 billion Wamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willisopholis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wamian economy, worth 949 trillion Wamian Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,145 Wamian Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and a Europe Tourist Association survey has rated Wamia #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wamia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wamian Catholicism.

Wamia is ranked 79,258^th in the world and 437^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,697.75 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.