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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 774thMost Influential: 1,148thMost Secular: 1,242nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Smoke weed everyday
Jim Pickens
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population2.175 billion

LeaderJim Pickens


The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.175 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 538 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,769 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The doctor has cold hands, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 103,255th in the world and 2,198th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 2.17 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 774thMost Influential: 1,148thMost Secular: 1,242ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,001stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,386thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,898thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,583rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,608thLowest Crime Rates: 4,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,575thLargest Governments: 5,047thMost Efficient Economies: 5,050thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,190thLargest Black Market: 5,847thMost Developed: 6,016thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,265thMost Cultured: 7,504thSmartest Citizens: 7,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,847thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,080thLargest Retail Industry: 8,422ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,410thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,841stTop
Most Inclusive: 12,211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,903rd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Secular: 78th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 211th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 235th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 249th in the regionLargest Black Market: 263rd in the regionLargest Governments: 275th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 340th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 367th in the regionMost Developed: 375th in the regionMost Cultured: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 419th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 440th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Influential: 443rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 460th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 502nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 512th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 605th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 615th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 691st in the regionMost Inclusive: 718th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 734th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 745th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 755th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 818th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Wooloo Unitedstrtes.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 219 » Aerilia, Chips and Guac, Empy, Omnistria, Yaorozu, Kragsgale, Ethnon, Dar es Saalam, Liminyj, Votak Matim, Runeda, Demo Troplenia, Zzozona, Sikol, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Xyrron, Dreadton, Corfad, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Shadowrik, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Morover, Siwale, Territorio di Nessuno, Lulubellia, El Fiji Grande, Valentine Z, Yalkan, Prydania, Holy Oranz, North Bratislava, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Illusia and Neverendia, Amerian States, Heilhum Imperius, Notyoutopia, Cretox State, Newpromisedland, Frances Francis the First of France, 1 very fast endotarter, New Lakemba, Loutsland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ravendi, and 169 others.Outer Shenendoah, The Iron Lions, Sunto, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, The Endless Eventide, Eywaan, WeKnow, Highton Islands, East Akra, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Orado, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, McMasterdonia, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Libertania Democratica, Yokciq Empire, Wilkshire, Xipher, Great Bights Mum, Simone Republic, Dangine, Draconian Progression, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Zeternia, Seanat, Madjack, Republica Guilleana, Viridiann, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Venicea, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Figyjharli, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Seenvorland, Pytong, Northwest Zedonia, Vincone Cae, The Galactic Triumvirate, Testnation223, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Solcius, Pallaith, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, The Stratosphere Islands, Malta Comino Gozo, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Khoik, Pleroma Sans Romans, Railroad Crossing, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Konolas, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Yellops, Chukstik Illahi, Climeria, Ozstan, Seijitsu, Losiste, Blyskalia, Strongwill, Crusadam, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, United Kahndaq, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, Glurponia, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Wooleystan, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Planes, Darkmondoria, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Muqatil, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, KhalChicken, Kromi, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Vesteysia, Valgarda, Que Lukustinardon, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Maott, Wapistan, The Ultimate Republic, Siforpeo, Svenskan, Shotokonia, Zemper Macro, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, San Felipe, Steampunk Ariel, Rising Sakura, New Michag, Mon Island, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Erisoria, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, ForestMythal, Britle, Atlunartemis, Capablanca, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Katuda, Leon Bloom, Ariele, AmManies, Greater Ale Permars, Folenz, Card Kingdom, Novremia, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Ellbonnia, Kinitopia, Sopernia, Andanavia, Nikhilesh23, Mitropola, Nova Arcania, Neopie, Democratie, Logovets, Enomeni Ipeiros, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, Lionia, Sahriastan, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, The Calabash Protectorate, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Nimarya, Pazair, Praeceps, Zapiron, TyGerria, Palgo, Dabarastan, Tringapore, and Teothopia.

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