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Highest Average Incomes: 362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 419thLargest Insurance Industry: 541st
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This is cringe why am I still not on the map
Jim Pickens
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population8.361 billion

CapitalNovorossilkovo
LeaderJim Pickens

CurrencyWOOP
AnimalWooloo

The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.361 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,363 trillion WOOPS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 521,924 WOOPS, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 3,420th in the world and 57th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.38 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Average Incomes: 362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 419thLargest Insurance Industry: 541stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 550thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 554thMost Subsidized Industry: 615thMost Secular: 623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 660thLargest Black Market: 685thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 842ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,031stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,094thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,119thMost Patriotic: 1,138thMost Armed: 1,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,162ndLargest Governments: 1,199thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,369thLargest Retail Industry: 1,418thRudest Citizens: 1,545thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,698thMost Cultured: 1,740thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,843rdSmartest Citizens: 1,926thMost Influential: 1,938thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,360thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,966thHighest Food Quality: 2,992ndTop
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Most Developed: 3,177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,276thLowest Crime Rates: 3,420thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,629thHighest Economic Output: 4,117thMost Inclusive: 4,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,324thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,383rdFattest Citizens: 4,899thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,796thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,314thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,186thMost Average: 27,756th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Inclusive: 84th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 179 » Pilipinas and Malaya, Leistrona, Elisabethshagen, Meropis, The New Nordic Union, Ithertia, Agatep, New Eestiball, Someseni, Maritzal, Nardin, The Asten Islands, Leiningerland, Fenian Provinces, Rary, Novaspesia, Wombelland, Ostermarch, Wamia, Dauershire, Invernessia, Neurks Boodal, Hapsteld, Trixeland, Umeria, Regnum Italiae, Terposiye, Kardjali, Agausia, UGBK, Newex Nov Can, Raghallaigh, Bastile, Gorzi, Wiener-Neustadt, Seristria, Chronus, Yahlia, Thracia Republic, Stumphosse Res, Irminsulia, Weltbeherrschung, Slavatania, Northern German Federation, Thracia and Crimea, The Templar Papal New State, Bareu, Iceagea, Mynox, Burvenchkaht, and 129 others.Estonesia, The Champions League, East Ase Palmars, Xana, Alpine Lands, Nea Europa, AnnaK, Avalisk, Soveiniesberg, Coque Borie Lethawik, Konewa, St Scarlett, Scutarie, Balcem, Ostveg, An Clar, Superior Saxonia, Nuweland, North of Americas, Gelsland, Dunsteen, Walfo, Southern Whateverlandia, Arsenial, Great Clucky, Kebabian States, Super Happy Land, Quentenia, Ottterland, Dark Matter, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Durlia, Ikarus, Dullia, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Ausvelt, Gliesetonia, HELLLLL, The Scandinavian Realm, The Iron Khagnate, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Eritei, Skovestland, Brakanistan, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Zulrich, Liberepublia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Outer Sparta, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Iquerian, Calicov, Orsik, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Leblancroux, Preus, Yourope, Slovanov, Icoland, Leranditale, Scytharum, Northern Socialist States, Roscrea, The New Dawn Imperium, Elestansa, Caucasia, Ferranghia, Yaorozu, Ortigia, Greater Tiberia, Salwonia, Land of Bobtopia, Karnea, Maanenland, Kkorea, Mally Piznoopia, Botizia, Makykay, Kanokla, Prydzopolis, Galychia, Sax, Chioganah, Eastoria, Scivonia, Ost-Scandinavia, Astaraion, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, The Deccan Federation, Carignanum, Leszno, Basque Dominion, -URAN-, Isla Rural, Greater Bahland, The AbelLandia, The Konderland, Istastioner, Robbonia, Drembler, Sovsastan, Silversonicrand, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, New Rocland, Hankhank, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Narmocrana, Reiserland, DeNorSweLand, Armbruster, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Cambany, Wyndland, Woodlands, Kronverg, The Franco-British Union, Franchya, Apocalypse Borg, and The Full Moon.

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