The Republic of Liberalialand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.408 billion Liberals love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santos. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liberal economy, worth 436 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,922 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Santos Times is sold out, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liberalialand's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Liberalialand is ranked 293,207^th in the world and 1,174^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -246.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.