The Safest in the South Pacific
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,791st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For greener future” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 3. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 4. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 7. |  The Transcendent Empire of Trackleelee | Moralistic Democracy | “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | Left-wing Utopia | “We're not Việt Cộng” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Bohenia | Left-wing Utopia | “Flourishing Forward” | |
| 10. |  The Kylromon Constitu Republic of The Kylromon Nazbol | Democratic Socialists | “Respect our society or be annihilated!” |
