The Kingdom of Druznia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Vasily II with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.981 billion Druznians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,321 trillion new rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,986 new rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, pet rocks are sold by the pound, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 40,894^th in the world and 257^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 36.37 flags saluted per person per day.