The People's Socialist Republic of Guahih is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by People's Socialist Party with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 2.682 billion Guahihians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubčekovo. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Guahihian economy, worth 328 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,515 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, the endangered saltwater humpback tiger is only seen in captivity programs, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guahih's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Guahih is ranked 6,969^th in the world and 108^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.61 law-abiding acts per hour.