The Federation of Nea Europa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.59 billion Neuropeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 4,321 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,660 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, and the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nea Europa is ranked 230,915^th in the world and 1,129^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -1.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.