The New Republic of Dipretorian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Plorius with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.822 billion Dipretors enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogsmeade. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dipretorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,536 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, a popular Dipretorian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', and dream holidays often go awry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dipretorian's national animal is the flying bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cosmere.

Dipretorian is ranked 19,090^th in the world and 1,146^th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,159.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.