The Picture above is actually of Leiningerland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.974 billion Leiningerlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leiningerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,930 Schwanentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime is totally unknown. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leiningerland is ranked 311,453^rd in the world and 1,507^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.86 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.