The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.531 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olajnica. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 4,239 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,805 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and communists in Slavonia and Srijem note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 314,917^th in the world and 1,545^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -14.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.