The Federal Republic of Ollenda is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Edward Claren with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.542 billion Ollendans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ollenda City. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ollendian economy, worth 309 trillion Clayers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,321 Clayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Ollenda, sex changes are routinely performed at Ollenda's hospitals, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ollenda's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is United Evangelical Church.

Ollenda is ranked 23,958^th in the world and 463^rd in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 104.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.