The Neorxnawangian Union of MagyaRomania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Victor Yohánnisz with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working population of 16.6 billion RomânoMaghiars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buchapest. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RomânoMaghiar economy, worth a remarkable 3,632 trillion Florentine Lions a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,844 Florentine Lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, fake revenge can be served either cold or hot, and economists claim no news is good news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MagyaRomania's national animal is the Mythical Lynx Falcon beast, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ortho-Catho-Protestant Atheists.

MagyaRomania is ranked 12,687^th in the world and 81^st in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,879.3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.