The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 375 million Eindhoven-Veldhoveners love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eindhoven-Veldoven City. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eindhoven-Veldhovenian economy, worth 17.0 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,423 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even secular Eindhoven-Veldhoveners are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Eindhoven-Veldhoven, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eindhoven-Veldhoven's national animal is the Brabant Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eindhoven-Veldhoven is ranked 79,905^th in the world and 738^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,210.01 on the Gilded Widget Scale.