The Confederated Socialist Union of Celedaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Supreme Council of the Proletariat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.489 billion Celedarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estrograd. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Celedarian economy, worth 209 trillion production value units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 140,429 production value units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Celedarian can expect a strongly worded letter, young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, Celedaria's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Celedaria's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celedaria is ranked 17,861^st in the world and 325^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.62 law-abiding acts per hour.