The Municipal Confederations of Cymbrian is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Congress of Councils with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 852 million Cymbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaiagrad. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cymbrian economy, worth 80.7 trillion labour credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. Average income is 94,676 labour credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and a government program is underway to revitalize Cymbrian's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cymbrian's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cymbrian is ranked 25,951^st in the world and 442^nd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.44 law-abiding acts per hour.