The Community of Communist Catboys is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 363 million Commie Catpeople love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Communist Catboysian economy, worth 16.7 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,988 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All beauty contests have been banned, visiting the best Communist Catboysian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Catboys's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Catboys is ranked 236,918^th in the world and 724^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -119.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.