Population | 3.905 billion |
Capital | Kavak |
Leader | Premiere Forun Kushkov |
Faith | None |
Currency | Kashlakian Dragon |
Animal | Fox |
The United Socialist States of Kashlakia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premiere Forun Kushkov with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.905 billion Kashlakians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kavak. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kashlakian economy, worth 483 trillion Kashlakian Dragons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 123,859 Kashlakian Dragons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and piracy is the nation's most popular pastime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashlakia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Kashlakia is ranked 30,271st in the world and 317th in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,645.55 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kashlakia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bobismh.
- : Kashlakia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Annor londo.
- : Kashlakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Kashlakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Developed and Highest Food Quality.
- : Kashlakia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Kashlakia was endorsed by The People's Secularist Republic of The Indo-Estonian Commonwealth.
- : Following new legislation in Kashlakia, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
- : Kashlakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kashlakia was endorsed by The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia.
- : Kashlakia lost the endorsement of The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 74 » Dacaro, Pajonia, Shamian, Karelianastan, Pertsjan, Kahrianland, Brauengen, Greater Vietnamese Empire, Carrico, Verdant Groves, Agania, Likhinia, Walthracia, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Lilshire, Solova, Our India, Rhode Island and the Narragansett, Borealian Communes, Phallas, Doultrenia, International Socialist Union, Minahasa, The palace of God 2, Chalredonia, Celedaria, GirlsAndGays, Soviet Felines, Gwerq, Comuny, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Arsa, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, International Anarchist Confederation, Kethania, Noachia, Of South Indian Company EST, Revolutionary Hesse, VR Leona, Proletaria Totalus, Milkau, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Pindorama-Brasil, Mikustania, The Dutch Proletariat, and 24 others.Social Imperialist Workers Republics, Pridneprovye, Thelania, Libisia, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, Chengjiu, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, The Peoples United Commun, Flyrinia, North Goiky, UNIOS, Toramicaball, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Socialismia, Mandimbisoa, Namwenia, Perclumsia, Annor londo, and Bobismh.