Population | 5.685 billion |
Capital | Léogré |
Leader | President Orbitál |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | SFRNL franc |
Animal | golden eagle |
The Socialist Federal Republic of Nouvelle-Louisbourg is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Orbitál with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.685 billion Louisbourgians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Léogré. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Louisbourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion SFRNL francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,972 SFRNL francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvelle-Louisbourg's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Nouvelle-Louisbourg is ranked 288,934th in the world and 1,321st in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -583.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Developed, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg endorsed The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Nouvelle-Louisbourg was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Louisbourg, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 20 » Celedaria, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Libisia, UNIOS, Democratic Republic of Acember, Socialist UwU, Chengjiu, De Eon, Old Corus, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, North Goiky, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Silu, International Socialist Union, and Perclumsia.