Population | 4.783 billion |
Capital | Onaw |
Leader | Carlita Nom |
Faith | None |
Currency | curt |
Animal | manatee |
The Hey TCB It's Dad of Namwenia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Carlita Nom with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.783 billion Namwenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onaw. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Namwenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion curts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,093 curts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", only adults may purchase violent video games, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and billions of curts are spent to take high-quality photos of the Manatee Nebula. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namwenia's national animal is the manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.
Namwenia is ranked 4,202nd in the world and 128th in The Communist Bloc for Most Secular, with 98.63 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Namwenia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Gurunfi.
- : Following new legislation in Namwenia, billions of curts are spent to take high-quality photos of the Manatee Nebula.
- : Namwenia endorsed The Bolivarian People's Union of Of The Ursalian Federation.
- : Following new legislation in Namwenia, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Namwenia endorsed The Pirate's Republic of Archalit.
- : Following new legislation in Namwenia, only adults may purchase violent video games.
- : Following new legislation in Namwenia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Namwenia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Namwenia, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Namwenia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
World Assembly
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