Population | 16.861 billion |
Capital | Kitchen City |
Leader | PhilmacFLy |
Currency | Kitchencoin |
Animal | Platypuss |
The People's Republic of Kitchen Nation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by PhilmacFLy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.861 billion Kitcheners enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitchen City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Kitchener economy, worth a remarkable 3,579 trillion Kitchencoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,293 Kitchencoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime is totally unknown. Kitchen Nation's national animal is the Platypuss, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Kitchen Nation is ranked 161,405th in the world and 612th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 122.5977340374 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kitchen Nation was endorsed by The United Socialist States of UNIOS.
- : Kitchen Nation was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Kitchen Nation was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bobismh.
- : Kitchen Nation was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Kitchen Nation was endorsed by The Great State of Dzuk.
- : Following new legislation in Kitchen Nation, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
- : Following new legislation in Kitchen Nation, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
- : Kitchen Nation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Kitchen Nation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Kitchen Nation endorsed The Red High Athelingric of Valoptia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 32 » Noachia, Milkau, Newdenizland, International Anarchist Confederation, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Comuny, Pindorama-Brasil, Equlainne, Agredoshkae, Mikustania, Celedaria, Brauengen, Carrico, The Dutch Proletariat, Agania, FlyLands, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Anerchi, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Chengjiu, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Dzuk, West Irtinaraxiopia, Bobismh, North Goiky, and UNIOS.