The Ebil gommies of Gommunistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Communism with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.235 billion Gommunistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maolenincastrostalingrad. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gommunistanian economy, worth 91.9 trillion Gommunist Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 74,411 Gommunist Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gommunistan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Gommunistan is ranked 252,506^th in the world and 833^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -159.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.