The Confederated Communes of Minahasa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Councils of Masses' Deputies with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.938 billion Minahasans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manado. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawanua economy, worth a remarkable 8,918 trillion Resource Allocation Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 497,167 Resource Allocation Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, when their backs are against the walls Minahasans look out for gay men, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minahasa's national animal is the Sulawesi Scops Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Inclusivism.

Minahasa is ranked 132^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 272.02 law-abiding acts per hour.