The Council Republic of Rhode Island and the Narragansett is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Central Committee of Proletarians with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.016 billion Rhode Islanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Providence - Keihtotàn. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhode Islandic economy, worth 486 trillion Rhode Islander Labor Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 161,381 Rhode Islander Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown. Rhode Island and the Narragansett's national animal is the Rhode Island Red, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhode Island and the Narragansett is ranked 18,743^rd in the world and 171^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,384.98 on the Gilded Widget Scale.