The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 136 million West Irtinaraxiopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped West Irtinaraxiopian economy, worth 4.35 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,015 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", a government program is underway to revitalize West Irtinaraxiopia's beaches, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West Irtinaraxiopia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Irtinaraxiopia is ranked 131,625^th in the world and 1,204^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.59 law-abiding acts per hour.