The Socialist Union of Sovietland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Sovetskiy Soyuz with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.99 billion Sovietlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stolitsa. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sovietlandian economy, worth 326 trillion Sovietland rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,923 Sovietland rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Each infantry rifle comes pre-loaded with a single white carnation in the barrel, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, extreme political groups are outlawed, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime is totally unknown. Sovietland's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodotic.

Sovietland is ranked 7,144^th in the world and 214^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,011.3 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.