The Constitutional Monarchy of Ombran is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Halka Slintistè with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.645 billion Ombrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ămsel. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ombrian economy, worth 821 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,467 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes, Prime Minister Halka Slintistè has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime is totally unknown. Ombran's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ombran is ranked 44,849^th in the world and 557^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 29.47 Atheism Rate.