by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 5,179thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,157thSafest: 7,920th
The Technocracy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Primum non nocere
Neutrino
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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Neumor

Population1.424 billion

CapitalIridium
LeaderNeutrino

Currencyunit
Animalweasel

The Technocracy of Neumor is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Neutrino with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.424 billion Neumorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iridium. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Neumorian economy, worth 143 trillion units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,010 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neumor's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neumor is ranked 26,905th in the world and 457th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.78 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Pacifist: 5,179thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,157thSafest: 7,920thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,930thNicest Citizens: 8,314thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,851stMost Income Equality: 9,428thMost Secular: 9,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,398thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,932ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,207thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,573rdSmartest Citizens: 14,665thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,198thNudest: 18,632ndBest Weather: 20,462ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,556thLargest Governments: 24,425thMost Cultured: 24,489thLowest Crime Rates: 26,905th
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Nudest: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Neumor was endorsed by The Confederal Republics of International Socialist Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Neumor, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.

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