The United Federation of Mongolian People is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President General Gamer Erdene with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.208 billion Mongolians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulaanbaatar. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mongolian economy, worth 938 trillion Yuan-Tugrug-Dollar-Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,950 Yuan-Tugrug-Dollar-Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Mongolian People as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mongolian People's national animal is the Henlo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mongolian People is ranked 7,276^th in the world and 218^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,907.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.