The Holy Empire of Parsininsa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pookie Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.211 billion Parsininsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly City. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parsininsan economy, worth 118 trillion Cookies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,883 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parsininsa's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Parsininsa is ranked 187,414^th in the world and 869^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,518.53 Standard Monetary Units.