The United Socialist States of Alcrosnia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by PM Lisa Meloglou with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.798 billion Alcrosnis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alcrosni economy, worth 253 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,178 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Alcrosni as 'your finger, you fool', unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown. Alcrosnia's national animal is the Crowned Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Constitution.

Alcrosnia is ranked 28,415^th in the world and 431^st in Europe for Most Secular, with 37.26 Atheism Rate.