The Federal State of Caliarizomex is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 1.567 billion Caliarizomexians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arical. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.

The powerhouse Caliarizomexian economy, worth 109 trillion kroner a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,598 kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of Supreme Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Caliarizomexian grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caliarizomex's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leaderism.

Caliarizomex is ranked 309,843^rd in the world and 1,499^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.