The Reino Unido of Quincy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rei Duarte Carlos II with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.921 billion Quincois enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CF Colombia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Quincois economy, worth 576 trillion Reais a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 117,084 Reais, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and Rei Duarte Carlos II has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Quincy's national animal is the Urso, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Episcopalianism.

Quincy is ranked 123,733^rd in the world and 662^nd in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,431.68 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.