The Dictatorship of Krinenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Desriv Rycarkh Kuldalc with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.491 billion Krinenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krilyfokra. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.

The very strong Krineni economy, worth 212 trillion Terril 丁s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,262 Terril 丁s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Violence is always the answer in Krinenia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krinenia's national animal is the Krinenian Sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Krinenia is ranked 178,080^th in the world and 561^st in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -63.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.