Population | 3.82 billion |
Capital | Hyrule |
Leader | Eevee |
Faith | Gamerism |
Currency | Win Coin |
Animal | Goomba |
The Game of Paldea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eevee with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.82 billion Inklings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Paldean economy, worth 402 trillion Win Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,487 Win Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All industry is owned and run by the government, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paldea's national animal is the Goomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gamerism.
Paldea is ranked 31,215th in the world and 446th in Europe for Most Secular, with 34.76 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paldea was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of PAVONESIA.
- : Paldea's influence in Europe rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Paldea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Paldea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Paldea lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, all industry is owned and run by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, nations that kill an Inkling can expect a strongly worded letter.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 71 » Bastile, Western Balkania, Elisabethshagen, Invernessia, Saarenmaa, Ortigia, Eistalia, Kronverg, Meropis, Communist-Denmark, Iceagea, New Vardarland, Skalliad, Raghallaigh, Thracia Republic, Northern German Federation, Opiachus WA Mission, Armbruster, Irminsulia, -floptropica-, Mallor, KKoRea, Agausia, Yahlia, The Champions League, St Scarlett, Thracia and Crimea, New Kowloon Bay, Cot Deviet, Nardin, Iskalland, New Eestiball, Grego, Greater Bahland, Younglandia, DeNorSweLand, Leranditale, The Sigometh Dynasty, Ferranghia, The Aosta Valley, Potatopelago, The Free States of Rome, Caparica, Basque Dominion, Agartia, Paidousistan, Imperium Anglorum, Liberepublia, MY Holiness, Mally Piznoopia, and 21 others.Walfo, Granevia, CSB SA Union, Dark Matter, Quincy, Ukrainida, Estellan, National Federation, Woodlands, Parsininsa, Rary, Reiserland, Ottterland, Trixeland, The New Nordic Union, Outer Sparta, Mollow, Union of Rossiya, Calicov, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, and PAVONESIA.