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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,614thMost Pacifist: 3,488thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,148th
The Game of
Democratic Socialists
Dedede, that’s the name you should know!
Eevee
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Paldea

Population3.82 billion

CapitalHyrule
LeaderEevee
FaithGamerism

CurrencyWin Coin
AnimalGoomba

The Game of Paldea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eevee with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.82 billion Inklings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paldean economy, worth 402 trillion Win Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,487 Win Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All industry is owned and run by the government, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paldea's national animal is the Goomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gamerism.

Paldea is ranked 31,215th in the world and 446th in Europe for Most Secular, with 34.76 Atheism Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,614thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,488thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,148thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,368thNicest Citizens: 4,740thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,743rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,540thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,127thSafest: 7,690thMost Inclusive: 7,719thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,685thBest Weather: 9,031stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,229thHighest Food Quality: 9,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,728thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,941stHealthiest Citizens: 11,291stMost Developed: 11,348thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,563rdMost Cultured: 15,209thSmartest Citizens: 15,381stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,092ndMost Influential: 16,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,360thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,965thMost Income Equality: 19,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,634thLargest Governments: 21,600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,593rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,735thLeast Corrupt Governments: 27,560thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,274thMost Secular: 31,215th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionMost Income Equality: 105th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 138th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 141st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paldea was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of PAVONESIA.
  • : Paldea's influence in Europe rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Paldea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Paldea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Paldea lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, all industry is owned and run by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, nations that kill an Inkling can expect a strongly worded letter.

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