The Kingdom of Noob Farlands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by NoobLord with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.104 billion Noobs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Castle of NoobLord. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The powerhouse Noob Farlandsian economy, worth 566 trillion Robuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,142 Robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob Farlands's national animal is the Bacon Hair, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noobism.

Noob Farlands is ranked 14,790^th in the world and 94^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 58.89 flags saluted per person per day.