The Federation of Bechgyn Benywaidd is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eri with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.19 billion Bachgen Benywaidds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerdydd. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bechgyn Benywaiddian economy, worth 390 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,376 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, they say that Bachgen Benywaidds made a dessert and called it peace, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Caerdydd Times is sold out, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bechgyn Benywaidd's national animal is the Mackay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bechgyn Benywaidd is ranked 5,262^nd in the world and 108^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 46.75 average smiles per day.