The Cannibalistic Wasteland of ReeK is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Don Zeus with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 22.47 billion Cunning Horis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ile Du Haast. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hori economy, worth a remarkable 5,299 trillion Aborted Foetuses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,865 Aborted Foetuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, sweet-toothed Cunning Horis have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ReeK's national animal is the Retired Porn Star, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Easter Worshipophobia.

ReeK is ranked 5,713^th in the world and 145^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.39 law-abiding acts per hour.