Population | 18.85 billion |
Capital | Bogania |
Leader | jizzmaster zero |
Faith | Boganism |
Currency | Krang |
Animal | Drop Bear |
The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 18.85 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,944 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,193 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, babies are a small but significant export, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.
Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 5,284th in the world and 85th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,171.70630344 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
World Assembly
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