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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,808thMost Influential: 2,477th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
jezelf neuken
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population18.85 billion

CapitalBogania
Leaderjizzmaster zero
FaithBoganism

CurrencyKrang
AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 18.85 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,944 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,193 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, babies are a small but significant export, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 5,284th in the world and 85th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,171.70630344 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,808thMost Influential: 2,477thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,549thBest Weather: 3,634thLowest Crime Rates: 3,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,061stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,139thHighest Food Quality: 4,520thSafest: 4,638thMost Inclusive: 4,703rdMost Cultured: 5,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,176thMost Stationary: 5,284thLargest Governments: 5,317thHealthiest Citizens: 5,786thMost Developed: 5,816thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,834thMost Efficient Economies: 7,025thSmartest Citizens: 7,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,380thHighest Economic Output: 7,480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,120thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,213thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,371stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,363rdMost Pacifist: 9,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,190thNicest Citizens: 10,580thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,283rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,996thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,330thMost Secular: 19,424thHighest Average Incomes: 19,993rdMost Income Equality: 20,989thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,578th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 85th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 128th in the regionSafest: 129th in the regionLargest Populations: 130th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Developed: 146th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 175th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 237th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 256th in the regionMost Pacifist: 261st in the regionNicest Citizens: 276th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 277th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 293rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 371st in the regionMost Secular: 419th in the regionMost Patriotic: 477th in the regionMost Income Equality: 499th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 525th in the region

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