The People's Republic of Kagorg Bra Corna is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sovereign R with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.543 billion Kagorg Bra Cornans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagorg Bra Corna City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kagorg Bra Cornan economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion Raccoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,576 Raccoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the latest political memes depict Sovereign R as an overly-choreographed robot, gossip magazines have pictures of Sovereign R sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagorg Bra Corna's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kagorg Bra Corna is ranked 275,452^nd in the world and 4,834^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -282.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.