The Dominion of Great Aztlatan CommonWealth is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Zarin Virasi with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 15.981 billion Aztlatans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aztlabanti. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aztlatanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,538 trillion Aztlatan Drakas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,851 Aztlatan Drakas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Aztlatan CommonWealth's national animal is the Milk Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Aztlatan CommonWealth is ranked 11,031^st in the world and 136^th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,329.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.