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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 9th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kaigi

Population36.783 billion

CapitalBowerstone
LeaderLord Blake
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyFlabbergast
AnimalSharktopus

The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.783 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 14,289 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 388,475 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, retired racing Sharktopuses are served truffles for breakfast, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 240,723rd in the world and 8,273rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -55.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 9thNicest Citizens: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 18thLongest Average Lifespans: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36thMost Compassionate Citizens: 45thMost Beautiful Environments: 90thMost Pacifist: 101stMost Rebellious Youth: 104thMost Developed: 140thMost Efficient Economies: 141stLowest Crime Rates: 154thLargest Publishing Industry: 182ndMost Inclusive: 201stHighest Economic Output: 203rdMost Cultured: 267thHighest Poor Incomes: 317thLargest Gambling Industry: 363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 380thMost Stationary: 528thLargest Governments: 710thLargest Populations: 850thHighest Average Incomes: 879thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 989thMost Devout: 1,357thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,543rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,576thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,819thMost Influential: 1,977thSmartest Citizens: 2,280thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,539thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,060thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,121stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,756thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21,154th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 661st in the regionNudest: 796th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, retired racing Sharktopuses are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, lavish state dinners in Bowerstone are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.

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World Assembly

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