The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.599 billion Dabiristani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,653 trillion Zaids a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,341 Zaids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 1,729^th in the world and 38^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.52 law-abiding acts per hour.