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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,674thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,723rd
The Islamic Theocratic Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the empire, for the emperor!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Empire of Dabiristan

Population2.04 billion

LeaderEmperor Dabir Vlll
FaithShia Islam


The Islamic Theocratic Monarchy of Empire of Dabiristan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Dabir Vlll with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.04 billion Dabiristanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristanian economy, worth 321 trillion Zaids a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,473 Zaids, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 468,916 per year while the poor average 41,435, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", water fights now end with thousands dead, the Dabiristanian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Emperor Dabir Vlll's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 36,676th in the world and 1,126th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 746.02 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,663rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,674thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,723rdMost Influential: 2,964thLowest Crime Rates: 3,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,449thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,974thSafest: 6,102ndLargest Governments: 6,201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,748thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,101stHealthiest Citizens: 7,106thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,956thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,067thMost Developed: 9,157thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,881stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,946thMost Efficient Economies: 10,832ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,173rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,650thMost Conservative: 12,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,830thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,926thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,417thBest Weather: 17,191stSmartest Citizens: 17,895thMost Authoritarian: 18,092ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,404thLargest Mining Sector: 21,468th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 131st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionSafest: 188th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 221st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 240th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 259th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 312th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 326th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 328th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 348th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 353rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 418th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 451st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 483rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 495th in the regionBest Weather: 537th in the regionMost Conservative: 567th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 612th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 666th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 766th in the region

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