by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 539thMost Influential: 882ndMost Devout: 3,262nd
The Holy Capitalist Haven of
Iron Fist Consumerists
G-ds people see, g-ds people come
The Best Person In The World
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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La xinga

Population2.738 billion

LeaderThe Best Person In The World
FaithAbrahamic religions


The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.738 billion La xingans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La xingan economy, worth 293 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,187 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 215,192nd in the world and 8,650th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 68.79 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 539thMost Influential: 882ndTop
Most Devout: 3,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,853rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,550thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,852ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,251stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,270thHealthiest Citizens: 9,918thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,436thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,644thMost Cultured: 14,354thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,384thMost Developed: 14,869thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,970thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,643rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,681stLargest Governments: 16,449thBest Weather: 16,773rdMost Authoritarian: 17,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,095thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,854thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,152ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,775thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,826th
Most Influential: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 260th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 286th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 367th in the regionMost Cultured: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 393rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 435th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Developed: 445th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 456th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 462nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 477th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 483rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 502nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 512th in the regionBest Weather: 552nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 561st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 619th in the regionMost Stationary: 670th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 671st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 684th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 744th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 751st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 752nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 778th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 852nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 861st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : La xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : La xinga voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Provisional Rule in Wartime".
  • : La xinga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in La xinga, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in La xinga, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : La xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : La xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : La xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in La xinga, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : La xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 252 » Pakitsk, Osterreich und Ungarn, Brotherland, 3 14159265358979323846264, VW53Aland, Elejamie, Liberstankonia, Roliganistan, Dreamersistan, Imperial Akatsuki, H-Zhena, Adavan, Kampf Empire, Slys Paws, The Green Blade, Firenation91, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Axdel, Dragonia, The Theocracy of Cthulhu, Wiranath, The island of Kiria, A Slanted Black Stripe, Bai Lung, Republic of Berzerkistan, Lyontisia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Urimel, Talitoa, Kublam, Mundiferrum, Libertanny, Akorial, Grossvietnam, Federated States of Zootron, Chubaka, Adolanta, BearStackof2015, Wizardonia, Squid Ruinosa, Ridann, The Almighty Country, The Empire of Rijelv, Blobbo, Joundia, Wanabe, Abtracnt, Narinoland, Kilkire, and 202 others.Vilit Umanstan, The Solar Ottomans, CopyCato, Bytes, Bullpups, Duracell, Goodnamesarerare, New Leganes, Socialist Holy American Empire, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Propwash, ReeK, Kucia, Servants of Gizmo, Dark Edgyness, Chria Deau, Nifalembria Zamingstan, United China Nation, Plazland, Galve, Lanagon, Aeljae, Drunken Seal Islands, Kelsyth, Dragons Blood, Interdimensional Waifus, The New Wisconsin Empire, Davinhia, Enlil, Monezambique, Iodinia, Asendavia, Lorynia, The United Asian Republics, Matdor, Eagas, The Death Syndicate, Broengtopia, Hokolokia, Amjedia, Trimmania, Zang0, Tshana, Marrabuk, Endertopias, New Bradenia Ghost, Biggstonia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, The Militarius Imperium, Euricanis, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, East Malaysia, Monteconstance, Tawuse, Kyrloth, Darkfull, Bakaworld, Kagorg Bra Corna, Slonful, Under Sea Desert, Alpha Chad, Am Echad, Martonica, Dratava, FreedomIand, New Terabithia, Oglandia, Rhealaliit, Arkalarius, Evrigenis, Janoobi Jazair, Kaigi, Freedomindia, Rainbow Vests, Sovietsoyuz, Slongs, Morrowine, Bharatewa, The American Free States, Greater Felter, The New Tace, British Calradia, Jyzeria, God in the world, Tuvaltastan, Rage Mage, Dracacre, Merlovich, Yelkinam, Zukchiva, Calbee, Fellon, Ripsylvania, Generousity, Tretrid, Schrebia, Greater New Cassandra, Azureano, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Rohanland, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, BuciLand, The Eternal Land of Jong, Syriusz, Roissyland, Khadah, Nigon, Mays Austrian Nation, North West Sutherland, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Neue Leipzig, Quinto Piano, West Nagato, Shavara, New Mainz, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Leedur-laand, Ornstein the Dragonslayer, Barfleur, Castle Federation, ReReReRepublic, Centrical Union, Kotawia, Zidium, Gyp Land, Hexyia, Arouran, Halaethaed Commune, Chriona, Impia Aghte, Kingdom of Palau and other Constituents, Teocallintzin, Tassirion, Lilisk, Holy Alasia Orozen, Merkez, Vaskeden, Sen Jast, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Adioration, Ephem, Azakhuland, Ankras, Volinovia, Taurora, Of Centralist Brexit, Samaltak True, Kavel, Horn of Havenkaap, CANZUK 1, Pureian, Bysios, Condo of Grick, Seri Tai Republic, Amabilis, St Guilders Gate, Rokaku, Layngderfleethe, Monix, Alttaea, Debluu, Amihan, Alderaciea, Neptunian Military Administration, Noreds Thereneuthene, ArenaC, Forro Islands, Serkin, Oerkar, Geraet, Dorles, Khvetsch, Rawdank, Llan Ava, Sarfu, Gunov, Crocadillia, Fallinlan, Republoslavia, Hitaria, Quebec-and-Maritimes, Kylezkstan, Antserso, Jessane Dominion, Coruh, Dryzia, Warren democracy, New Bobby, Acronis, Oofery, TheDawnNation, Kyrtizhan, Arkantis, Markhor, and Republic of New India.

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