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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 367thMost Influential: 971stMost Devout: 4,230th
The Girl left you because of
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My side good! Other side bad!
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La Xinga

Population6.392 billion

Capitallol
Leaderlol
Faithlol

Currencylol
Animallol

The Girl left you because of La Xinga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by lol with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.392 billion lol are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lol. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient lol economy, worth 769 trillion lols a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,381 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the lol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is lol.

La Xinga is ranked 12,591st in the world and 296th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 367thMost Influential: 971stTop
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Most Devout: 4,230thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,721stLowest Crime Rates: 8,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,192ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,006thMost Cultured: 12,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,491stHealthiest Citizens: 14,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,281stTop
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Best Weather: 16,107thMost Developed: 16,330thLargest Governments: 16,490thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,224thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,741stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,825thHighest Food Quality: 23,409thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,555thMost Patriotic: 29,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30,181stMost Efficient Economies: 30,406th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 279th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 281st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 283rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 296th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 312th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 326th in the regionLargest Governments: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 370th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 398th in the regionBest Weather: 411th in the regionMost Developed: 417th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 442nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 457th in the regionMost Patriotic: 466th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 482nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 509th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 573rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 271 » BearStackof2015, Empire of Dabiristan, Ridann, Bai Lung, Lanagon, Roliganistan, The Armed Savages, Elejamie, Atrocha, Pakitsk, Grossvietnam, Asendavia, Lyontisia, Azosd, Myehn, Agave, Kylondia, CheeseBurrito, Amjedia, The Brazilian Freedom States, Kavanos, Kaigi, Adavan, New Gehenna, The Empire of Rijelv, New Leganes, From New World, Order of the Saint Dumas, New Bradenia Ghost, Caymarnia, Barfleur, United Citizens, Adolanta, Marrabuk, Estande, Thurland, Unger under over, Aeljae, Kucia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Sandboxford, Her Malue, Headpat Central, Xhya-zsathis 03b, The Holy Utopian Republic, Harro Waarudho, A mean old man, Pondingonia, Enlil, Wiranath, and 221 others.Duracell, Anfair, ReeK, Floridian Australia, Xinjiayuan, Tshana, Amabilis, New Sandsnionion, Cacnesia, Anthonyland, Impia Aghte, Goodnamesarerare, EmpireBR, Kallik, Talitoa, Kelssek, Akimera, Drunken Seal Islands, Wakeopolis, Cappedore, Mestov, Slonful, Sansangra, Solarhis, Danelaw Scandinavia, The Almighty Country, Janoobi Jazair, Seri Tai Republic, Centrical Union, Verconia, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Bobadyk, Freedomindia, Sector 39-C, ReReReRepublic, Nova Avalona, A Slanted Black Stripe, Capave, Grod Dratia, Kublam, The Free Republic of Japan, Fellon, Kangarawa, Unitria, Auricland, Constervatania, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Christinia, Satroju, Jankono, Zanithia, Enou, East Malaysia, Trimmania, Hizuru, Lunma Un, Vanderblight, Vilender, Davinhia, Daravon, Eldana, Alleramica, The Soviet Texas Union, Keovia, United Worlds of Waifuland, Developing World, Cornholiolands, Royabad, Irizia, Carora, Leonaru, Gorloc, Lantros, Pengnia, Blobbo, Slys Paws, Savage, Axdel, Awestre Gorend, Sea Lions, Of Centralist Brexit, Vallangast, Modra, Narinoland, Propwash, Murinian Union, Azgatan, Roissyland, Dorles, Iodinia, Lurolona, Buushi, Tea Jol, West Elyria, Nuovo Regno Italico, Tassirion, Isahaak, Firenation91, Rainbow Vests, Reborn Bulgaria, Zang0, Dwightica, Abtracnt, OhCraplakistan, Mariarty, Ratlan, Froppill, Volinovia, Evdon, Husseberg, Kuberistan, Endertopias, Troc, Romanoddle Republic, Greater Albany, Angbo, Aivintis, Faisol, Scotacia, The United States Of Harbinger, Sergioica, Evrigenis, Singapore3, New Chili, Luccannianna, The Marlands, Lointland, Resaaria, Varhemia, Khusja, Maltitalerland, Nugget Union, FrankieMania, Coucou, Coruh, Connerii, Reynar, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, The people of Gabon, Katalantana, The Holy Rat, United states of Rickroll, The Higher and Lower Bautlands, Washingtonian Order, Lady Lamashtu, Krozland, The Foraois, The Holy Caltro, Dalia Porphyra, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Hunterdon, Zukchiva, VW53Aland, ArenaC, West Nagato, Chinesasia, Kalaratri, Horthgar, The Digital Rights Collective, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Apulon, Tors Maj, Klonazepam, Massaaraloo, Priti Purple Wonderland, Novosejia, Dremaur, Hieggary, Nova Klarnistria, Gruntopia, Squid Ruinosa, Nova Tobruk, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Seyrus, Liberatarianism, Rizzards of Oz, Avana Kreig, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Karatol-Advenra, Dvaorla, Gran Yucanoa, Fiji and Polynesia, Murshan, Republiae, Vaskeden, Sovendland, Reino De Latine, Some random ass nation, Kinya, Kadekoland, Grid 32, Valemont, The One True Ethiopia, Venenistria, Stellar Colonies, Custosia, Damiaca, The Backwardest Nation You Know, Nova Yoruha, Arabia and Pakistan, NewImperia, The Southern Dependencies, Debluu, Montanpique, Scandivielium, Huo Rage Ham, North Livitaviantan, Mobian Islands, Isle of Doves, The FreeState Dominion, Yossito II, Langburn, New Westmore, Altys, Loreintor, Konyai, Bimstrydellyf, Yukkira, The City of Philadelphia, and Osmauri.

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