Population | 6.392 billion |
Capital | lol |
Leader | lol |
Faith | lol |
Currency | lol |
Animal | lol |
The Girl left you because of La Xinga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by lol with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.392 billion lol are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lol. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient lol economy, worth 769 trillion lols a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,381 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the lol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is lol.
La Xinga is ranked 12,591st in the world and 296th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : La Xinga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : La Xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : La Xinga changed its national nation type to "Girl left you because".
- : La Xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : La Xinga lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : La Xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : La Xinga endorsed The Empire of CHADICUS MAX.
- : La Xinga endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Shuffleboard.
- : La Xinga endorsed The Dictatorship of Cooler Armada.
- : La Xinga endorsed The Republic of Ryon Republias.
World Assembly
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