The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.206 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,011 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,396 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Pakitsk after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 78^th in the world and 2^nd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,910.59 pounds of wildlife per square mile.