The Grand Bananan Republic of Orcatortugs is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wawa with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.579 billion Kturtlians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawatown. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Orcatortugan economy, worth a remarkable 2,291 trillion Stars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,928 Stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

School history books often refer to Wawa as "that imperialist pig dog", every workday begins with group therapy, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and on-duty Air Orcatortugs flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orcatortugs's national animal is the Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tortugan.

Orcatortugs is ranked 8,000^th in the world and 122^nd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.52 law-abiding acts per hour.